Pig Crap

Pig farm. In Germany.

State-of-the-art .

Clean. Profitable.

Current government of Selangor wants to implement the same.

Touchy, touchy to the muslim majority.

One UMNO chap incited the malays to reject the plan.

Pigs = dirty.

Pigs = haram.

Don’t want pigs near me.

Inspite of the state-of-the-art.

Chap is crap. A Crap Chap. Who actually was involved in the mooting of the pig farm.

When he was in office. For reasons known only to him. Despite his current aversion to pigs.

Still he persists.

Pig is dirty. Pig is haram. Pig is….

…good?

(old pic of crap chap in Germany. No longer haram? Source:http://aisehman.org/?p=563)

Now who is the pig?

Crap.

Spending Crap

Diana, Princess of Wales.

Beautiful, with her English innocence.

Died in 1997 in a car crash. After the end of her fairy tale marriage.

To a toad.

Investigation into her death cost the government £12.5 million.

£12.5 million for a car crash.

Guess they needed to take the whole car apart.

Each nut.

Each bolt.

And checked the oil composition too.

To be fair, the money is spread over the years.

Unlike this case in Malaysia.

Annual allocation of RM27mil for 2008 for the state of Selangor.

Gone in first 50 days of the year.

Under the leadership of the dubious ex-Chief Minister.

Who wants to be the next Prime Minister.

Frightening.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/4/15/nation/20955526&sec=nation

Heard of ‘Gone in 60 seconds’? This is new. This is either “Gone is 50 days” or “The Rape of the State”.

Excuse me while I go puke crap.