Bala Bala Bala Bala Bala chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Sodomy would be easy if your SDs were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

(Adapted from “Karma Chameleon” by Boy George)


Wherefore are thou, O Bala?


Syed Hamid knows where Bala is


Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar told reporters in Kuala Lumpur here today that Balasubramaniam had told Malaysian police officers who went to interview him that he feared for his and his family’s safety following the publicity his SDs had received.

Syed Hamid, however, would not reveal his whereabouts.



As for me, I am reliably informed, by a reliable source, that Bala is hiding in a reliable location.


Bala is overseas.

Yup – either in Pulau Pinang, Pulau Tioman, or in a shack newly built by the PDRM at one of the very little rock near Pedra Branca.

The call to his nephew was a decoy. Made under duress.


There.


Crap